"We only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished."
- Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

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kinky-saint:

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teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

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Plug In Baby | Muse

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok

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